The two types of romantic desperation

The first type of romantic desperation is the crush, when a guy is obsessed with one particular girl.

The second type of romantic desperation is being horny, when a guy is obsessed with sex.

The solution to both? You have to appreciate multiple girls for the fullness of their womanhood. You have to like them all for both their bodies and their minds/personalities.

It's basic business logic: Diversify your portfolio.

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